In the bathroom

Why is it that in the pub there are now invariably a whole range of adverts in the toilets. These generally come in either two forms:

• Firstly, a series of health and safety adverts telling you to use a condom, get a taxi and not drive, etc..
• Secondly, a series of two month old entertainment posters. Either some crappy film that is so bad the only way someone will want to see it is if they are bolloxed in the toilet and thus are highly suggestible ('Bend it like Beckham' -wow, that looks good!) or some rubbish computer game (crashing cars = good fun).

Ultimately, it just cheapens pubs. I think they should get rid of all adverts, I like to concentrate on the job in hand when i'm in the toilet of a pub.

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