David Beckham has announced that he has OCD or obsessive compulsive disorder. This is what he had to say about his disease:
"I've got this obsessive compulsive disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line or everything has to be in pairs. I'll put my Pepsi cans in the fridge and if there's one too many then I'll put it in another cupboard somewhere."
Now I wouldn't normally feel the need to mock someone with a terrible illness but I think that this comment hides an evil truth: David Beckham is a whore. And I tell you why. His comment about rearranging pepsi cans was made becasue he is sponsored by pepsi. So I have no sympathy with him and I hope that OCD sufferers everywhere rise up in the streets and shout out loud at the injustice of having their suffering being exploited by the David Beckham commercial machine.
Its Alright Ma (I'm only Bleeding)
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