Monday, January 30, 2006

You need a fast flyin' train on a tornado track

As a citizen of the United Kingdom, I have been subjected to numerous long journeys, cancelled trains and broken down railway lines. Indeed it almost has become a national obsession. Our trains are a national disgrace, especially when you think that we're the fifth biggest economy in the world.
However, China has just overtaken the UK and is now the fourth largest economy. But its train service are having problems keeping up it seems. Sales of Adult nappys are soaring as people cram onto trains with no easily accessible toilet facilites. Why run out of a train, push your way through the crowd to the station toilets, blast one out and then run back to the train, when you can relieve yourself in the comfort of your own seat/space on the roof.
Let's see how long it is before one of the privatised rail companies offer these for free here in the UK.


Will said...

Shitting yourself in transit! I've always wanted to do that!

James K said...

Now you can, and because everyone else is doing it, nobody will care.

Check me out, if you dare